(0) Pretty people said so.

want to get in to the club but you so happen to be underage?
All the fun's being had inside the nightclub,
but you're not allowed in just because of those stupid, pesky underage drinking laws.
Laws are lame, really!

but, ive got some ways to get in.
and it's hilarious!!

#1
Confuse the bouncer. When he asks your age, just give him your birthdate, and let him do the math.

#2
Get your mums eyeliner and draw wrinkles (finely - the smaller the more realistic). Around the eyes is good. Being female helps. Stuff a small pillow up your dress and pretend you are pregnant. Put on your mums wedding and engagement ring

#3
Vast wedges of cash make for great bribes - pokemon cards do not.

#4
Wear a happy 21st party hat .

#5
Tell them how old you really are. if the bouncers don't let you in, stand outside for several years until you are 18

#6
Cry

#7
walk into on the club on a cell phone and when you get to the bouncers say loud and clear "daddy loves you"

#8
Say really loudly Parties were better in the 70's

#9
If you smoke, stand outside the club smoking like a chimney, and when you get to the bouner, ask him if you can smoke inside. Generally, they assume that because you are smoking, and had the courtesy to ask if it was ok, then you are over 18. This has worked for me four times in Australia. I guess they assume that anyone younger wouldnt have the politness to ask first.

#10
Bring records along, they'll think your the dj.

=.=

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